When Your #TriMet Bus or Train Pulls Away From You Like Your Last Tinder Date...

Running for that bus or train that's about to take off without you for the fifth time this week and it's only Tuesday? Well this selfie stick (below) gives you nearly 40 inches (that's what she said) of "not today #trimet operative!"

That's right, those days of watching the bus' ass fade into the hazy Portland sunset are somewhat over. You see, the #trimet's SOP policy thingie is they can't drive off with objects jutting from their vehicle's doors.

Selfie stick. Objects jutting from doorways. I'll let you crunch the numbers.

Valid fare is still required though... RESIST!



Love & Guns

- Max Wes, the Purple Line Strangler (blog post writer)